Lessons learned from last nights dreams:

For the visiting team, winning the game is akin to conquering your city. Allow them to raise their flags or else risk full blown armed conflict.

The reason people engage in religious ceremonies and rituals is because they are too dumb to think of any other non-religious activity that involves robes, candles, grand architecture, solemn attitudes, heartfelt singing and/or chanting, and the complete abandonment of their will.

Be sensitive to the feelings of other people in your dream. Unlike you, they may not have realized that it is a dream and may be somewhat taken aback by your behavior.

If a medium sized alligator starts chasing you around, snapping at your feet, its probably because you forgot to feed it.